Saigon, Farewell Vietnam and Asia

My last post from Asia. Remember to click on a photograph to open it for a better view.

Ho Chi Minh City, Saigon, the city of motorbikes.

the Saigon Shuffle
the Saigon Shuffle

The metropolitan Saigon area has a population of more than 9,000,000, depending on the source of your information. A cab driver told me there are 10,000,000 motorbikes here and most of them seem to be out on the road. They’re also parked all over the sidewalks and just about hanging from the trees. Cars are very expensive to buy and maintain, and so to ‘survive’ you need a motorbike. They come at you from all directions. Along the sidewalks, out of store-fronts, down alleyways, on the wrong side of the road, and in the wrong direction. Watch your ass baby. Honk, honk, honk!

Here’s a sample, a ‘mild’ one but it demonstrates the shuffle.

The Saigon Shuffle. It all resolves itself. No one swears, shouts or shakes their fist. They just keep moving and shuffle like a deck of cards in the dealer’s hands. Walking through the airport when I arrived, different people poked me in the back twice, wanting me to move ahead. It wasn’t meant in a rude way, it was just that they expected me to keep moving with the flow.

The sought after Vietnamese woman has jet black hair, red lips and white, white skin. Women go to great lengths to protect themselves from the sun. As a backdrop to this photograph, the temperature this day was in the mid 30’s with a high humidity and a blazing sun overhead. Maybe a good way to lose weight?

black hair, white skin, red lips ...
black hair, white skin, red lips …

I didn’t get a shot of my favourite, the woman riding side-saddle behind her man, dressed elegantly in skirt and high heels, black hair flowing in the wind, not hanging on to anything, just sitting, legs crossed and gazing at the world rolling by her.

Everything happens on a motorbike here. I’ll bet that does too!

This guy looks like he might be on his way to Mom’s place.

"I'm on my way Bess!"
“on my way Bess!”

No doubt this wedding couple has a pair of motorbikes parked at home. The bicycle ‘thing’ is a local tradition that goes on near the Saigon cathedral and central post office.

where are these guys going?
wedding bells ring

I escaped to Phu Quoc, an island in the Gulf of Thailand, for a week’s rest from the Saigon hustle. Those are my sandals beside the jellyfish. I didn’t see any tentacles, but you wouldn’t want to surface with one of these guys on the top of your head.

jelly babies
jelly babies

I sat on the beach with a can of Tiger and a cigar watching the sun slide into the Gulf, while this guy lay motionless. He was still there when I left after about a ½ hour. I think he was alive?

keeping cool
keeping cool

Mother and daughter on a hot, sultry afternoon.

Moms and daughters
Moms and daughters

Mom turns her back and once they’ve fixed their hair, the girls are heading for town looking for boys. BTW, I asked Mom’s permission to take this – international sign language.

girls heading out cruising guys
girls cruising guys

The main town on Phu Quoc, Duong Dong, is a fishing village. If only I’d had a boat to get out for a close up of life on the water. And why didn’t I ……….. merde!

Duong Dong Harbour
Duong Dong Harbour
life on the water
life on the water

Vietnam is the largest pepper producing nation in the world and a good percentage of it is grown on this island. I toured a pepper farm where the farmer showed us his collection of snakes, many of them poisonous. His little dog catches and brings them home. “Good boy Rover!”

pickled snakes
pickled snakes

Row after row of pepper tree.

peppercorns for hand-picking
peppercorns for hand-picking

It’s time to pay for dinner and stroll home to my hotel. But I can’t pay. The entire restaurant staff – chef, sous-chef, waitress/cashier – are all chowing-down on their own product. The chef (guy in the middle) barbecues on the side of the road and does a sales pitch as you walk past in the dark. They got me this night.

staff need to eat too
staff need to eat too

Saigon is famous for its buildings constructed during the French colonial days. Everyone pays a visit to the post office at one time or another. Uncle Ho keeps a close eye on proceedings from the back wall.

Ho Chi Minh City Post Office
Ho Chi Minh City Post Office

This art gallery, right next door to my apartment, was a wealthy Chinese family’s home once upon a time.

Blue Space Contemporary Arts Centre
Blue Space Contemporary Arts Centre

Say, the Vietnamese currency is the Dong, yes the Dong. $1 US = 20,000 Dong (about). You carry 500,000 Dong notes around in your wallet, $25. The apartment I rented for a month was $US 800 or 16,000,000 Dong. I paid in cash! Three ATM visits and a wheel-barrow got the cash to the owner. Uncle Ho’s photograph is on every bill.

The Ho Chi Minh City people’s committee building sits behind Uncle Ho. There are sentries posted around the building who stop you from taking close-up photographs. I tried, but they waved me away with a friendly smile.

where the people's business is done
where the people’s business is done

The Saigon Opera House has a huge stage that arches out into the audience, a balcony, private balcony stalls, fluted pillars and ornate, decorative carvings everywhere. I went to the ‘A O’ Show (not adults only) and had 1st class seats in the balcony looking out over the stage. The show depicts early rural peasant life in Vietnam. The ticket was worth every penny – modern dance, acrobatics, music, sound effects, lighting – talented young Vietnamese entertainers and just a real treat. An escape from the hurley burley outside!

Ho Chi Minh City Opera House
Ho Chi Minh City Opera House

Sales Saigon 101. I ordered a cold Tiger. He opened one and placed three more on ice in a bowl at my finger tips. I stayed for one, one can that is, not one bowl, and a Mini of course. Tiger, a great lager, I know because I sampled a few!

a favourite brew in these parts
a favourite brew in these parts

Breakfast at my favourite local coffee-house, eaten with chopsticks and a spoon – a delight!

Pho Ga (with chicken)
Pho Ga (with chicken)

Compare that to the ‘healthy’ breakfast I had when I arrived back in the west at a San Diego diner! Have to admit I enjoyed those home fries, fat sausages and rye bread toast after six months in Asia – love Asia though I did.

mega calories
mega calories

Vietnamese iced coffee in the park with the birds, on a hot Sunday morning!

Vietnamese coffee, delicious!
Vietnamese coffee, delicious!

These guys bring out their singing birds every Sunday morning and enjoy each others company. Passers-by, like me, stop for a drink and listen to the birds.

Sunday morning with the birds
Sunday morning is for the birds

There were a couple of welcoming parks in my neighbourhood. Places to cool off, escape the motorbikes and watch the passing parade. Students and others walk up to you and want to chat, learn about you and practice their English, like these folks – the kids came 1st, then the gent on the right joined. This happened many times with different groups.

friendly park folks
friendly park folks

There were also the ‘ladies of the park’ that, through their heavy lipstick, asked if I wanted “boom, boom”. Hey, what’s boom, boom?

Look how this city is exploding, just since 1995 even!

the growth of Saigon
the growth of Saigon

Here’s our guide demonstrating entry to the huge network of tunnels that the PAVN (People’s Army of Vietnam), the Viet Cong and the North Vietnamese Army, moved equipment and forces through.

Cu Chi Tunnels
Cu Chi Tunnels

A standard issue PAVN ‘tent’ – mosquitoes especially loved them.

People's Army of Vietnam, PAVN
People’s Army of Vietnam, PAVN

The PAVN took Saigon on April 30, 1975. Today, April 30 is celebrated throughout the country as Reunification Day, the day that north and south were reunified and the country was freed from foreign control. Vietnam was occupied by the Chinese for 1,000 years, the French for 100 years, then the Japanese for 5 years, before going through the  struggle of the ‘Vietnam’ War.

This photo by Hubert van Es, UPI,  shows the evacuation of the CIA station in Saigon on April 29, 1975. You’d be a little anxious if you were at the end of the line.

These are the tanks that broke through the gates and onto the grounds of Independence Palace, where I took this photograph. If you walked up to any Vietnamese on the street and just whispered “390, 843” into their ear, they’d instantly know what you meant.

tanks 390 and 843
tanks 390 and 843

Below sits Ho Chi Minh, surveying his city. The HCMC people’s committee building is behind him, but all around are the symbols of modern capitalism. Names like Rolex, Gucci, Vuitton, Cartier and Chanel are everywhere. The store fronts on either side of him, through their displays, invite only the rich and famous to enter. In front of him rise the steel towers of the world’s largest corporations.

I wonder what he’d think?

Uncle Ho looks on his city
Uncle Ho looks out over his city

And so, it’s the end of my six month Asia adventure – Cambodia, Thailand, Laos and Vietnam. Arriving in Cambodia last November, now mid May, it’s time to head for Mexico amigos, for something completely different. Vamos!

Thank you and farewell to the welcoming, friendly and energetic people of Vietnam, and indeed thank you to all the wonderful people I met in the amazing countries I visited here in southeast Asia!

 

South to Hué and Hoi An

I’ve read that Vietnam was founded in 2,879 BC. Almost 5,000 years ago! Now, I understand this to mean the beginnings of Vietnam, not the country you see today, all the same …

Canada is only 147 years old. This place really has a story to tell and it would take several life times to hear it.

The country is about 1,650 kilometres long, the distance from Toronto to Atlanta, Georgia. The climate varies considerably from a cool north in winter to a very hot and steamy Ho Chi Minh City in the south. I’m going to call HCMC Saigon, as lots of Vietnamese do. It seems acceptable. It’s sort of “a rose by any other name is still a rose.”

I didn’t stay in Hanoi long enough to do it justice. It was late February or winter. Some of you recognize February as winter and some as summer. Jumping back and forth across the equator confuses the seasons.

The weather in Hanoi was so wet, dark, cool and generally depressing, that I decided not to hang around and so headed south in search of sun and warmth. I bought a train ticket to Hué over the internet. In no time at all my ticket appeared at my hotel desk – courier delivered – very impressive service.

Boarding the train for the 12 hour journey, it looked like I was the only white person on board. But what do you know, another white guy came along and sat right beside me, Manuel from Spain. This is a real coincidence that he should be seated beside me, because the seats are numbered to your ticket and it was a train with many cars.

BTW, I mention the “white” guy factor, not as any kind of racial slur, but as a simple fact. In the beginning, I felt awkward, but soon forgot all about it. Obviously, you stand out in the crowd as the only “white” person. You become aware that people are interested in you and are observing your differences. Lots of people want to talk with you and find out about you. I lost count of the times strangers came up to me and started a conversation, practicing their English. In the end, it was a fun part of the journey. The Vietnamese people are just so very friendly, open, curious and welcoming.

Manuel knew a little English so he and I could converse. We sat facing two Vietnamese women who were going all the way to Saigon and spoke only Vietnamese. Here are our travel companions. Lost their names, but they were friendly, fun and generous.

Ms and Ms ?
Ms, Ms and Manuel

The women had brought food with them and generously shared it with us. They had some sort of luncheon sausage. I would describe it as a cross between soap and tofu. I ate mine quickly and declined a 2nd helping. I just wish I had a video of Manuel being polite and trying to force it down, while trying not to appear to gag.

The four of us did a lot of sign language and smiling, trying to communicate. I pulled out my note pad and drew a stick figure of a woman dressed in a skirt, wearing high heels, with long curly hair and big breasts. Well, this had nothing to do with anything at all, but started us off taking turns drawing pictures of whatever popped into our minds – many laughs along the way, clickety, clack.

Hué

Hué was the capital of the Nguyen dynasty, the last ruling family of Vietnam (1802-1945) – Wikipedia folks. Hué’s famous for the Imperial City, the Citadel, once home to the Nguyen family. The grounds of the Citadel are surrounded by a wall two kilometers by two kilometers. The walls are surrounded by a moat. Inside the citadel was the Imperial City and inside the Imperial City was the Purple Forbidden City, reserved for the imperial family. All like one of those Russian dolls – a doll within a doll.

The name “Nguyen” is like “Smith” or “Jones” in the English world. It seems everyone’s name in Vietnam is “Nguyen”. Right Thuan? There are a million street names with “Nguyen” in them.

Sadly, most of the citadel was destroyed, as was Hué itself, in the 1968 Tet Offensive during the Vietnam War. It’s a UNESCO world heritage site today and restoration is progressing slowly. Although I’m sure it will never be returned to its former state. The photos below hint at the Citadel’s glory days. If you’re really interested, visit this Wikipedia site.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_City,_Hue

Say, remember to click on the photos to get a better view of things.

The Imperial Citadel
The flag tower of the Imperial Citadel

The red and yellow colours below are in Vietnam’s flag today and have roots back to the Nguyen Dynasty and probably beyond – very striking.

classic Vietnamese colours
classic Vietnamese colours

Look at the wall in the background, and the baby-skin smooth pillars and walls in the foreground.

restoration in progress
slow restoration in progress

It was steamy hot and humid this day, with a blazing sun. This worker’s taking advantage of a few minutes in the shade.

lunch break
lunch break
inside the forbidden city, inside the citadel, inside the walls and the moat
inside the forbidden city, inside the citadel, inside the walls and inside the moat
man's worked improved by nature
man’s worked ‘improved’ by nature

I think those are bullet holes you can see pock-marking the wall. AK47’s?

more of nature's artistry
more of nature’s artistry

Can you imagine the gate below in its day, the colours, the intricacies.

north exit from the Forbidden City
north exit from the Forbidden City
I was here
I was here

These kids were posing for a photographer just out of view. Would have loved to hear them, but they didn’t perform.

photo shoot
photo shoot

When I looked over my shoulder and caught her silhouette, I couldn’t resist sneaking a shot of this young woman in traditional dress.

isn't she lovely?
personification of ‘lovely’
a sucker for archways
can’t resist archways

This wall’s for Nickie, our artist.

I love walls too - this is nature's work
I love walls too

I rented a bike in Hué and rode all over town, entertaining the locals – the white geezer in the floppy hat. Uniformed school girls waved and gave me the “V” sign. They laughed and squealed when I shouted “Xin Chao”, “hello” in Vietnamese as I rode past – this taken from my huge Vietnamese vocabulary of 12 words.

I rode to the Thien Mu Pagoda, just because it was there. The temple here houses the Austin that took the Buddhist monk, Thich Quang Duc, to his self-immolation in Saigon in 1963, a protest against the South Vietnamese Diem regime that was persecuting Buddhists. Some of you old folks will remember that event.

Thien Mu Pagoda
Thien Mu Pagoda
the gates have a charm all their own, each is unique, man and nature working together
gates have a charm all their own, each is unique, man and nature working together

Here’s my 1st cup of coffee in Vietnam, served in an open air café in Hué, bike parked nearby. I think the amber liquid is green tea. Hot water filters through coffee grounds in the little aluminum gizmo sitting on top of the glass. You can see the glass is sitting in water in the ornate bowl with the spoon. Then there’s the sachet of sugar served on a lovely tiny flowered plate. For a westerner, the entertainment value alone is worth the price of the coffee. The result, after waiting patiently and enjoying the shade, was about two mouthfuls of coffee.

my 1st Vietnamese coffee
my 1st Vietnamese coffee

BTW, the coffee in Vietnam is fantastic!! It’s served everywhere and in all manners, familiar and unfamiliar to westerners. Vietnamese love it. The production,  preparation, serving and consumption of it is woven into their culture. I believe Vietnam is the world’s 2nd largest exporter of coffee beans behind Brazil.

Hoi An

I traveled south by bus to Hoi An. Everything I read and heard said I should go there. It’s another world heritage site, an ancient sea port, with a fascinating history and some amazing architecture that’s been well-preserved.

But, for me it was a disappointment because it’s really just another tourist shopping event. It seems that all the fantastic buildings have been turned into store fronts filled with women’s dresses, hand bags, shoes, blah, blah, blah. Women will love it. Men, not so much. Lots of good restaurants though.

Nothing to do with Hoi An really, but when out for dinner one night, I was enjoying a drink and waiting for my meal, watching the world go by, when a young guy walked into the restaurant with a ‘knock-out’ gorgeous young woman trailing behind him. I heard him ask the waitress for a table where he could watch and hear the TV! The sort of thing you notice when you’re a geezer.

The only photo in Hoi An. Nickie, the artist came to mind when I saw this artist’s house.

the artist's house by the canal
artist’s house by the canal

One more Vietnam BLOG to come.

On to Hanoi

Hanoi I flew into Hanoi from Luang Prabang, Laos on February 23rd, the night of the Canada/Sweden hockey gold medal game at the Sochi winter Olympics. I’m posting this here because, for me, it’s part of my journey. No-one here knows anything about hockey, never mind the winter Olympics – snow? ice? I arrived at my hotel to discover they had screwed up my reservation and had to move me to another hotel. That was fine, but it meant another hour or so before I could get the result of the game. Got to the new hotel, opened a Tiger, couldn’t get WiFi going, finally got on-line, hunted down a web page with the score and the way it was reported it looked like 3-0 for Sweden  😦 – SHITE! Looked again and saw it was 3-0 for Canada!!!! Sid the Kid does it again! Party time in Hanoi, on a dark, rainy night (photo courtesy of the Canadian Olympic team website)!Sidney Crosby

Have you seen the movie “Blade Runner”? It’s a cult classic, with a young Harrison Ford in the lead role. It’s dark, dreary and raining all the time with ‘strange’ looking folks up dark alleyways transacting their business. Well for me that describes Hanoi on a dark, chilly, rainy night in February. The taxi drive from the airport with the clouds ‘on the deck’, the rain falling and the spray coming up off the roads … well, after sunshine for the last year and a half, I wanted to get on the next plane out-of-town! Hanoi is a vibrant, exciting city. I’m just describing my arrival and it turns out Hanoi’s weather this time of year lends itself to “Blade Runner” comparisons – cloudy, rainy, dark and chilly. The weather forecast one day was “dreary”. Their word, not mine. And that’s what it was while I was there, “dreary”. So, don’t visit in winter unless you like “dreary”. Some Hanoi sights. Click on the photos for a closer look. The Hanoi Cathedral below. It might be a  clue to Christianity’s importance in Vietnam? I can relate to that.

dreary, like the weather
dreary, like the weather

You’ll find some of the loveliest smiles, startlingly lovely, under these traditional Vietnamese hats.

we think we work hard!
we think we work hard!

How do they keep the lights on?

spaghetti junction
spaghetti junction

Look at the chaos in this next scene (2-click). The photograph has no single point of interest. As a photograph it’s a mess. I wanted to capture the chaos, as I saw it. Look at the workmen on the pole struggling with the wires, the woman crossing the road with her heavy load, the overloaded motorbikes, the expressions on people’s faces, the clothes hanging to dry, the stuff caught in the wires and trees, the ‘junk’ for sale in the stores (one man’s junk is …), the traffic, the signs – who has time to read them?

organized chaos
organized chaos

The body of Ho Chi Minh, lovingly known as Uncle Ho or “Bac Ho”, is on display in a glass case in a mausoleum here. I walked through with a few thousand other folks to view him. He literally looks larger than life. Somehow, I don’t think it’s really him, but …? There’s a steady stream of people passing by every day of the year. Not sure if he’d appreciate this custom, but he’s so loved by the people of Vietnam. He’s everywhere. His face appears on every Dong (Vietnamese currency) denomination. Here’s the mausoleum. Photographs aren’t allowed inside.

Uncle Ho's resting place
Uncle Ho’s resting place

A lot of pomp and ceremony surrounds the mausoleum, just like Buckingham Palace, I guess – people everywhere need a symbol. My symbol’s at the top of this post.

changing of the guard, I think
changing of the guard, I think

Students file through every day. Uncle Ho is George Washington in these parts.

student visits to uncle Ho
student visits to uncle Ho

Welcome to the infamous “Hanoi Hilton” below. Built by the French around 1890 when Vietnam was part of French Indochina. The French tortured and executed Vietnamese political prisoners here – see the guillotine below. The prison was later used by the North Vietnamese to hold American POWs during the Vietnam War. The POWs tell grim tales of their time here. John McCain was held in the Hilton for parts of his 5 years as a POW. Most of the prison was demolished and only a small section remains today.

the doors to the "Hanoi Hilton"
the doors to the “Hanoi Hilton”
view from the 2nd floor of the "Hilton" - beauty everywhere
view from the 2nd floor of the “Hilton” – beauty can be found everywhere

A look back below to the times when European monarchs and politicians believed they could do whatever they wanted around the world.

France's contribution to politics in Vietnam
France’s contribution to politics in Vietnam

What are those strips hanging on the line, mid left? Wife skinned her husband last night?

higgledy-piggledy
higgledy-piggledy
bridge to the Temple of the Jade Mountain, Hoan Kiem Lake Hanoi
bridge to the Temple of the Jade Mountain, Hoan Kiem Lake Hanoi

Walking the streets of Hanoi, caucasian/’white’ people seem out of the norm. It’s not like walking the streets of Toronto, where you see every race and nationality imaginable. Of course there are tourists here, but the people appear to be 99.999% Vietnamese. In old Hanoi one afternoon, I happened upon a long line of cute kids in their uniforms leaving  school. Their faces lit up when they spotted me. They all waved and shouted “hello” at the top of their lungs – happy to see a ‘whitey’ and practice their “hello” greeting. It was a riot and sure put the spotlight on me – I didn’t have my camera handy, damn it! More Vietnam to come …

Down the Mekong to Luang Prabang

I traveled north by bus from Chiang Rai to Chiang Khong, about two hours. Chiang Khong sits on the Mekong River in the very north of Thailand, near the point where the borders of Thailand, Myanmar and Laos meet, with China about 200 kilometres further north.

I’d heard and read about the slow boat trip down the Mekong from Chiang Khong, Thailand to Luang Prabang, Laos. It’s a two-day trip by boat that includes an overnight stop at Pakbeng and I hoped it would be an escape from the crowds of tourists I’d rubbed shoulders with in Chiang Mai.

There were only 15 of us aboard, so it was the escape I wanted – two days afloat on the Mekong through remote jungle and past villages that take you back 200 years or more, before electricity charged the world.

The Mekong is 4,350 kilometres long and still only the 7th longest river in Asia. The Mississippi, by way of reference, is 3,770 kilometres long. The Murray in Australia is 2,508 kilometres.

Here’s our boat. Notice the long, narrow design. I’m guessing that maximizes its cargo capacity, while allowing it to slice through the strong Mekong current, but very challenging to turn when the river current catches her broadside. The captain sits at the helm in the tiny bow cabin.

(Remember to two-click the photos, once to open and again to zoom in on a detail)

arriving by slow boat at Pakbeng for the night
arriving by slow boat at Pakbeng for the night

Pakbeng is a tiny town, about half way between Chiang Khong and Luang Prabang, where the slow boats stop for the night. It gave us a good dinner, lots of beer and a good sleep for the night. Apparently there’s a thriving local trade in marijuana and opium.

a misty morning at Pakbeng
a misty morning at Pakbeng

Children flock to the boat to sell Mom’s wares. I mean, who can say “no” to these guys? Well, it comes with practice.

the Pakbeng economy
the Pakbeng economy

Here’s the speed boat option for the Chiang Khong to Luang Prabang trip. It takes six to seven hours. Imagine sitting like that for six hours?

fast boat, hold on to your hat
fast boat, hold on to your hat

We passed many villages along the river like the one below. The hill tribe people of northern Laos, the Yuan, Hmong, Khmu and other ethnic groups live here – no electricity.

hill tribe villages
hill tribe villages

We visited a village where we found children everywhere and a few women overseeing activities, sort of. All the men were away working their crops (hill rice, maize, vegetables, the opium poppy?) somewhere in the jungle. These kids didn’t smile a lot. Look at the little girl holding her brother (I’m guessing).

children, children, children ...
children, children, children …
the best of friends
the best of friends

The animals, as much a part of the village as the children – all side-by-side in the dirt.

side-by-side
side-by-side
the Nam Ou River joins the Mekong
the Nam Ou River joins the Mekong

The old and culturally significant section of Luang Prabang , a UNESCO world heritage site, sits on a peninsula formed by the Mekong and Nam Khan rivers. A local maintains this bamboo walking bridge across the Nam Khan. He charges a small fee to cross.

the Nam Khan River joins the Mekong at Luang Prabang
the Nam Khan River joins the Mekong at Luang Prabang

The main street of Luang Prabang becomes a walking street market every evening. It’s a tourist market, not a practical market selling fruit, vegetables etc. for the locals. This is definitely my last temple. I had to include this one though because to my eyes its such an amazing creation and a wonder to contemplate in all its detail and perfect symmetry.

Wat Sen Temple, Luang Prabang, Laos
Wat Sen Temple, Luang Prabang, Laos
a great town for walking - beautiful old buildings galore - French blends with the East
a great town for walking – beautiful old buildings galore – French blends with the East

The view from my hotel balcony – for the hammer and sickle and the Mekong beyond.

Laos, a communist country
Laos, a communist country

A Buddha for all occasions.

papa Buddha, momma Buddha, baby Buddha
papa Buddha, momma Buddha, baby Buddha

A trip to a local waterfall offered these shots. Children are the same everywhere, focused on play, curious, laughing – “just love me, feed me every once in a while, keep me warm, safe and …”. What does their future hold – I hope a book or two to read?

play is hard work
play is hard work

The little guy on the right wanted to “high-five” me, while licking his runny-nose-lips.

"high five" me
“high-five” me
how cute is she?
how cute is she?
time to cool off
time to cool off

The reason I went …

waterfalls attract everywhere
waterfalls attract everywhere

… and so, on to Hanoi …

Chiang Mai, Northern Thailand

Once again, I’m way behind on the BLOG. At time of writing, I’m in Saigon (Ho Chi Minh City) and since leaving Chiang Mai have traveled across northern Thailand, down the Mekong River into Laos,  and through Vietnam from Hanoi down to HCMC. But hey, there are folks reading this and I want it for my ‘look back’ one day, so I’m determined to keep it going.

I wanted to visit Chiang Mai because it was on a top 10 list of places to retire – climate, low-cost of living, culture, people, medical system etc.  While I really enjoyed my stay here, the city’s not on the water. It sits astride the Ping River, but that’s not nearly ‘wet’ enough for me. However, Chiang Mai supplies just about everything you could want. It’s modern and ancient at the same time, the people are wonderful, it’s clean, and it’s true about the medical system. I paid a visit to a doctor for the common ‘tourist tummy’. Including drugs dispensed in his office, the cost was less than $30. I met a guy from Quebec who had flown to Thailand for a dental procedure that was costing him thousands less than the price back home.

Chiang Mai, meaning new city, was founded in 1296 as the capital of the ancient Lanna kingdom. The old city, where I spent most of my time, sits inside a moat and a wall. The moat is there today but most of the wall is gone, except for a few sections still standing after its restoration decades ago. You cross the moat and enter the old city through any of half a dozen gates. Once inside, the best way to explore is on foot and I think the real charm of the place lies down its many soi (alleys). The old city is about 2 kilometres square. There’s lots to find in that space. You could spend a life time exploring the history and culture of the region. On the down side, Chiang Mai is crawling with GD tourists – I don’t count myself among those – I’m a wanderer, not a tourist, and a snob about it! As usual, look out for motorbikes, especially those driven by young tourists (sorry young readers, if any).

Tha Phae Gate
Tha Phae Gate

I arrived in Chiang Mai from Siem Reap Cambodia, just in time for Christmas, and stayed until mid February. It turned out to be an opportunity to rest for a time after the traveling I’d done in the last year – the voyage around Australia, then visits to Melbourne, Auckland, Phnom Penh, Lazy Beach, Sihanoukville, Siem Reap ….

I can’t remember what I did for Christmas. It couldn’t have been too memorable, and it definitely did not involve turkey or pumpkin pie – fried rice on the menu somewhere. This is a lousy phone-photo, but meet the two amigos. They played at the coolest bar/restaurant just down the road from my charming little Bussaba Bed Hotel, on the Ping River. They gave my Christmas a boost.

Remember, click on the photos to enlarge – you’ll get a better look at the people and places. These guys played song after song, no vocals, and without speaking a word to each other. Their interpretation of Silent Night was just magic!

the two amigos
the two amigos

New Years eve party people 2014, enjoying fireworks and floating lanterns in the night sky by Tha Phae Gate.

00:01 January 1, 2014
00:01 January 1, 2014

I think everyone that travels the region enjoys the signs they come across. Here’s a few I stumbled over.

fun with English and other things
fun with English and other things

I had a couple of one-on-one monk chats. These guys are the gentlest, most thoughtful (as in thinking) people you could come across. It seems no question can ruffle their feathers. They give up everything, and I mean everything, in pursuit of higher learning, self betterment and making the world a better place.

So who’s right, the Buddhist monk who surrenders all or the guy who thinks “he who finishes with the most toys wins”? Beats me. Here’s one of the monks I chatted with – lost his name. I’ve got the right haircut to join them, but need to do a lot of work on cleaning up my mind (see sign above).

monk chatting - actually we laughed and smiled a lot
monk chatting – actually we laughed and smiled a lot

Buddhas everywhere!

they got me thinking
they got me thinking

I didn’t book my hotel ahead over Christmas and had to pack up and move out of Bussaba Bed. The “inn was full” all over town and I thought I was going to have to hit the road. I found a place at the last-minute that had shared bathrooms and no TV, but it was clean and my room was large with a balcony and a view over the swimming pool. Best of all the room was about $15 a night! After a few days I got tired of the shared bathroom routine and wanted a TV – I don’t watch a lot of TV, but it’s company of a sort and keeps me in touch with the western world.

After Christmas, I found a place just up the soi (alley) with its own toilet and TV and only a few dollars more. So, one hot, sunny morning I packed my gear  and dragged it up the soi, checked in, unpacked and turned the TV on to find it only had Thai channels, no English! WTF. The location was good, so I stayed for several days and during that time no one walked in to use my toilet or shower.

Enough words, time for a few Chiang Mai sights.

This is Rachadamoen Road. Closed to traffic every Sunday night, it becomes a “walking street”. At 6PM everyone stops in their tracks while the Thai national anthem is played over loud speakers (all over the city, I think).

Sunday night walking street
Sunday night walking street
a student earning some cash and entertaining locals and visitors
a student earning some cash and entertaining locals and visitors

Hungry? No thanks, I didn’t try them. Chiang Mai is a Thai food lovers paradise – this photo’s an aberration.

protein
protein
things you can do with a VW van
things you can do with a VW van

Chiang Mai must be the world massage capital. The competition drives the price down to rock bottom – ~$5 an hour – in clean safe surroundings with a trained, skilled masseuse.

everyone loves a foot massage - a couple of dollars for an hour
everyone loves a foot massage – a couple of dollars for an hour

How can you resist her smile? For a few dollars,  she’ll give you one of her cages and you can set the tiny birds inside free. Her grand-kids are just around the corner catching them. It’s supposed to bring good luck. Her huge smile comes from ownership of the mansion just around the corner.

good luck?
good luck?

The café at the lower left serves the best coffee, the best banana muffins and the best carrot cake, and has a sign out front inviting folks to come in to play their piano – accomplished people do. It’s also a great spot to Skype Nancy in Wales.

put some colour in your photos
put some colour in your photos

Women and over-weight folks lumped together at the bottom of the totem pole in an ancient folk tale. Things haven’t changed much – what do you think?

ancient tales
ancient folk tales

This restaurant on the Ping River was a feast for the eyes everywhere I looked. This is the check-out counter. I wish now I had gone back and tried to capture the joint with some better photos.

scene from a Woody Allen movie
scenes from a Woody Allen movie

Computerized ‘cash registers’ are rare in the old city. This woman tracks sales from her vantage point at the bar.  All sales are recorded on those slips of paper in the pigeon holes at her finger tips – entertainment for me at the bar with my Singha.

better done by hand with love
better done by hand with love

Buddhist temples dot Thailand everywhere. Apparently, there are more than 200 in and around Chiang Mai alone. I think the pictures speak for themselves.

Doi Saket
Doi Saket
Wat Si Supan
Wat Si Supan
Wat Si Supan
Wat Si Supan

Not sure what Ganesha below is doing in Wat Si Supan, a Buddhist temple, but this is one of the best specimens I’ve seen.

Ganesha, Hindu god of beginnings
Ganesha, Hindu god of beginnings

The steps leading to Wat Phrathat at Doi Suthep. Tourists flock here in their thousands, leaving lots of cash behind.

the stairway to heaven
the stairway to heaven?
it glitters at the top of Doi Suthep
it glitters at the top of Doi Suthep

Now I am confused. I didn’t notice, but some of these Buddhas are either female or very large breasted males? It’s next to impossible for a woman to become a Buddhist monk. Here’s a quote about women from the little blue book on Buddhism that’s handed out by the monk chat monks, “… women are the stain of chastity … the most important rule for monks … is to keep celibate … since womanhood is the natural opponent of celibacy, so a woman is the stain for chastity.” OK. Don’t shoot the messenger.

a buddha for everyone
a buddha for everyone

Donations from visitors.

$US1 = 32 Baht
$US1 = 32 Baht

Click on the face of the little girl having her hair ‘fixed’.

dancers at Doi Suthep
the cutest dancers at Doi Suthep

Here’s the famous “white temple”, a two and a half hour bus ride north of Chiang Mai, at the city of Chiang Rai. I stopped here on my way north to Chiang Khong to board the boat in the Mekong River.

“What’s it all about, Alfie?”

Wat Rong Khun, the "White Temple"
Wat Rong Khun, the “White Temple”

You can buy a small metal disk with your name and the date of your visit engraved on the disk to hang on a ‘tree’ – notice how new disk layers are added. They told me one tree held 80,000 disks, but looked like more to me. There are four trees – $320,000, a lot of money in Thailand.

money tree
money tree

Enough of temples, on to Chiang Khong, the Mekong River and Laos.

Thanks to friends Frank, Nunat, Nai and Aom!!!!

Cambodia – Sihanoukville and Siem Reap

I returned from Lazy Beach to Sihanoukville, named after Norodom Sihanouk, former king of Cambodia. This trip was another small adventure (for me anyway), a two-hour sea voyage through a rolling ocean with a sea-sick passenger on board, who was turning green and hanging her head over the side. There’s always the fear it will spread to others – thankfully it didn’t this time – there’s no escape in a small boat.

I’m skimming over the surface of these places. It’s one of the things about being a tourist, escapee, vagabond … it’s all superficial.

I enjoyed the return to civilization here – large hotel room, huge, comfortable bed, hot showers and best of all, no bugs. I missed my morning swim though.  I mean, hell, here I would have had to walk a good 500 metres to the beach from my hotel and share it with other folks.

Here’s a peak at the beach area in Sihanoukville – still wasn’t using my camera very much so photos are scarce. This is a smart-phone pic.

the beach at Sihanoukville, Cambodia
the beach at Sihanoukville, Cambodia

Now I know I’m really in a different part of the world. This looks like a working elephant, not one that’s just around for show. She was carrying a small load on her back in those white sacks when a local came out to give her a welcome spray. Everybody loves an elephant.

sights in the main drag of Sihanoukville
sights in the main drag of Sihanoukville

Meet Pip. The name fits perfectly. Pip gets up every morning before 5 AM and rides her bike to work to look after the dining room at the Villa Siem Reap. Pip’s two-year old daughter lives with Pip’s mom. Too far away for Pip to see her even once a week. It was ‘cold’ when I was there – in the low teens C at night. Pip was planning a visit to her daughter to take some warm socks and other clothing to keep her warm. She told me that in bed at night, thinking of her daughter, “tears formed” in her eyes.  I’d never have known her struggle given the cheerful way she greeted me every morning. Pip, the sweetest person.

sweet Pip
sweet Pip

Siem Reap is famous for its ancient Khmer temples, on a world heritage site next to town. Check the web site out below, if you’re interested. I’ve included a few photos of my own just to prove to myself that I was  there – difficult exposure (for me) given the bright grey sky and the grey structures that look out of focus with their crumbling, fuzzy edges.

http://whc.unesco.org/en/list/668/

The Khmer Empire, a civilization long ago declined, constructed the temples during  the 9th-13th centuries. The buildings are slowly, but surely following the empire – weather is gradually eroding the sandstone blocks and sadly, they seem beyond recovery.

Angkor Wat
Angkor Wat

Angkor Wat, according to Wikipedia, was Hindu before becoming a Buddhist temple complex. It’s said to be the largest religious monument in the world. It’s constructed from sandstone hauled from a mountain quarry some 40 kilometres away. The stones were laid without mortar. It’s overwhelming today. Imagine it in its day!

I haul my skeptic’s religious baggage around with me, so when I see Angkor I can only wonder at the society that invested an incalculable measure of treasure, time and human life on the construction of these temples. There are more than 1,000 temples in the Angkor area. The Khmer, ancient Egyptians, Mayans, Aztecs … monuments to human creativity, engineering and folly on a colossal scale.

Double click on these for a better look at the detail. Notice the faces over this gate.

the gate to Angkor Thom
the gate to Angkor Thom

How did they visualize, communicate, plan and execute this?

creates the illusion of a mirror without a reflection
creates the illusion of a mirror without a reflection
stones placed without mortar and topless dancers too!
stones placed without mortar and topless dancers too!
incredible detail, imagine the entire temple!
incredible detail, imagine the entire temple!

Stone, by stone, by stone … “tote that barge, lift that bail …”

perfect symmetry
perfect symmetry

Poor guard near the top – a long, long day. He can be thankful (so can I) he wasn’t one of the slaves involved in its construction. If you’re a Buddhist, believing in reincarnation, maybe you were?

leggo on a grand scale
leggo on a grand scale

Some reconstruction taking place here – too little too late?

a lost cause?
a lost cause?

A young girl I met explained the meaning of Siem Reap, with a glow of pride on her face, “the defeat of Siam (Thailand)” in an ancient battle. Every country it seems has a symbol of its greatness/superiority. Here’s a simple one for Cambodia. I’m a crazy nationalist at (hockey) times, but I prefer the ‘citizen of the world’ theory.

pride of the nation
pride of the nation

I was given 2 Cambodian visas, one to enter and another to exit. The exit visa was stapled to a page of my passport. The morning (my best time of day) I left , I waited in line at the customs check-point and when my turn came handed over my passport to the uniform behind the counter. I wasn’t paying attention, when I realized he was mumbling something about my passport and waving it in the air. This woke me up. He was telling me my exit visa was missing! I’m sure it was there earlier that morning. After some fussing back and forth, I heard him mumbling “tip for me, tip for me.”  Aha! So I reached for my wallet and this time he mumbled more urgently “not now, not now!” A more important uniform with more bars and stars must have been nearby. A few seconds later “tip for me, tip for me.” $5US set me free and got me onto my plane for Bangkok. I think he probably tore the exit visa out of my passport when I wasn’t looking, but hey, no big deal, you have to feed the family somehow.

I don’t want to leave Cambodia on a sour note. It’s a bustling country, leaving a sad history behind, with one way to go, up! Happy, friendly people, wonderful food, sun-drenched beaches and amazing history.

OK, just to place me somewhere near a beach in Cambodia.

no worries mate!
no worries mate!

… for Dad …

Lazy Beach in the Gulf of Thailand

Well, as if I hadn’t been on enough beaches in Oz, I headed out of Phnom Penh on a 4 hour drive to Sihanoukville, destination Lazy Beach (LB).

LB is a secluded resort on Koh Rong Sanloem Island in the Gulf of Thailand. Koh Rong is 20 ks out from Sihanoukville, off the west coast of Cambodia. A 2 hour trip on a boat, much like the one below, gets you there through open ocean – seasick passengers going out and coming back. Probably 12-15 passengers each way.

On the trip out we had a heavy following sea. When a big wave caught up to us, the ‘captain’ would throttle back on the engine and let the wave roll past below. As the wave rolled under, the boat would heave, roll and tilt way over to port and I thought more than once “OK Jerry, this thing’s going to roll over”. Life jackets were belted to the ceiling of the cabin. If the boat turned turtle, there would be no chance, in the panic,  for passengers to grab a jacket and they could be caught in the rigging as the boat rolled. I had my escape plan worked out just in case! What a worry wort, eh? It’s a boy scout thing – “be prepared”.

(a boat like this takes you to Koh Rong Sanloem, photo courtesy of Lazy Beach Resort’s website)

The owners and managers of LB go all the way to keep the resort in a pristine state. Just about totally unspoiled, the resort sits in a classic crystal clear half-moon bay, bordered by a white sand beach and a backdrop of green Cambodian jungle. The beach is often empty and you’d be hard pressed to find even a cigarette  butt in the sand.

I think I must have been too busy with the pressing matters of the day at LB to get my camera out. You know, sleeping in, laying on the beach reading, swimming, drinking beer, eating and generally just goofing off consumes a lot of time. But, here are a few pics to give you the idea of the place, along with a link to their website (down below).

rustic, self contained
rustic, self-contained

The cabins are well spaced for privacy and sited right on the beach. There are only about a dozen cabins in total. You can fall out of bed in the morning, pull on a bathing suit (or not, as the beach is likely empty), stagger down to the ocean and fall in – my ideal start to the day!

The cabin windows don’t have screens, so bugs that live outside live inside too. Mosquito nets hang over the beds, but I picked up plenty of bites all the same – the only downside to the resort.  The many pluses more than made up for the bugs.

If you’re squeamish, skip this paragraph. There are signs posted in the toilets asking you not to put toilet paper or any unnatural ‘products’ in the toilets – Cambodian toilets can’t cope. There’s a little device affectionately called the “bum gun” – sprays water. You guessed it – hose yourself down with the gun, then pat/wipe dry and place the soggy paper in a plastic bag. When in Rome ….

hammocks ready for you on your porch
hammocks ready for you on your porch
view from the dining room/bar area
view from the dining room/bar area
arrival/departure in paradise
arrival/departure in paradise

Look at the menu – amazing food and drinks at an even better price. The staff were excellent. Mostly young Aussie guys who worked in their bathing suits all day and sat behind the bar on stools facing the customers on the other side of the bar. No money changed hands. Every transaction was hand-written in a notebook and you just settled up the morning you boarded your boat back to the mainland or got back to shore – it’s that relaxed.

lazybeachcambodia.com/

I’d go back there in a heart beat. BTW, it was about $50 a night for a cabin.

Into the ‘East’

I’m back,

“Oh no”, you say. After a couple of months off, I’ve decided I want to get back into blogging. It’s the best way to keep in touch with family and friends. Even if no one reads the ramblings here, it’s a way to focus my mind, keep it active and help stop the pattern of aimless wandering that’s so easy to fall into. Here goes.

At the end of my Australian travels in September, I sold my baby caravan TAS,  and my trusty Subaru Outback, to some lucky folks back in Oz. I sorted through the last of my possessions, that Linda was storing for me, loaded it all into two FedEx 25 kg cardboard boxes and shipped them off to sister Susan and bro-in-law Terry.

The boxes are sitting in their garage in Midland – guys, one day you might like to have a bonfire out on the lawn by the bay. I’m hauling the rest of my belongings around in a 30 kg suitcase, that I’m going to down-size one day very soon. 60+ years of acquiring and disposing, acquiring and disposing, have come down to these 2 cardboard boxes and an overloaded suitcase. And I still have too much stuff!

Before leaving down under, I visited with Jess, Brendan, Shawn, Donna and Riley in Melbourne, then headed across the Tasman to Auckland to spend some time with Nickie, Amber and Joel. Just wonderful to see all of them all!

Here are Jess and Brendan from an earlier time. Wonder what Brendan was smoking that day?

Shawn, Donna and Riley on an earlier visit to Melbourne.

Shawn, Donna and Riley
Shawn, Donna and Riley

No trip to Auckland is complete without a visit to Mission Bay.

Amber, Joel and Nickie
Amber, Joel and Nickie

While in Auckland, Errol took me out to Waiheke Island on his boat one sunny afternoon for lunch at a beach-side café.

http://waiheke.aucklandnz.com/

Errol said we’d anchor just off shore and wade in to the beach. I should have known better. The tide was on the ebb, so we’d be in good shape when it was time to leave. Errol dropped anchor and told me to go 1st and he’d follow. So, I grabbed my pack and stepped off the stern into deep water that was a couple of feet over my head. I came up spluttering and swam ashore, holding my pack over my head. We dried out in the sunshine on the deck of the restaurant and enjoyed a laid back lunch, much wine and many beers.

Time with Errol is always an adventure. No pics, but another wonderful memory to add to the many that came before. Thanks mate!

On November 21st, I said farewell to Nickie, boarded a plane in Auckland and flew out of the western world and into the eastern, landing in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

Folks are asking “why Cambodia”? Well, the very short answer is, I’m looking for a fresh start and an affordable place to retire. So, why not? While I’m in this part of the world, I’ll check out Southeast Asia before heading for Mexico. And well, there’s a lot to check out in Southeast Asia.

To start with a little excitement, on the approach to Phnom Penh, with all eyes peering out of the windows at the sparkling city lights below, we had almost touched down when the pilot pulled up into a steep climb for another go around at the landing. He ‘reassured’ us with an announcement about “another plane in the area”. This did wonders to focus our attention for the next attempt! White knuckles – no worries mate!

I got my 1st impressions of Phnom Penh on the tuk tuk  ride from the airport to my hotel. Organized chaos is the term that comes to mind. Cambodians drive on the right. They also drive on the left, or the right or both, or really wherever the hell they feel like driving! When you step out to cross the road on foot you need to look left and right and then look again, because you can’t rely on the right-hand rule.

Folks live outside. They cook and eat on the streets. They do business on the streets. They sleep on the streets. You see guys sleeping in hammocks strung up in their tuk tuks. I saw one guy asleep on his motor scooter, laying on the seat with his feet on the handle bars. You see folks asleep on the sidewalks and snoozing pretty much anywhere.

Cambodians toss garbage all over the place, I mean everywhere. There doesn’t seem to be a garbage collection of any kind. There must be, but it’s not apparent and certainly couldn’t be regular. Walking along the street, you meet odours that literally stop your breath in mid ‘stream’ – you take tiny ‘test’ breaths until you’re sure the odour has passed. To be fair, the same thing can happen walking through the streets of Toronto, passing by a ‘steamy’ man-hole cover.

Look at the wiring in this photo, taken from a 2nd floor restaurant balcony, overlooking the Tonle Sap/Mekong river – 1 click will open the photo. Go on, look. I think if they have a problem they setup a new wire and forget the old stuff. BTW, this place served a marvelous fish dinner – the flavour was just well, out there!

somehow the lights stay on
somehow the lights stay on

A peak at the streets of Phnom Penh (I’ll forever struggle with the spelling of PP). My hotel was a few steps from here.

The International Hotel
The International Hotel

The people everywhere are warm, friendly, helpful and forever smiling. What is it that we or they don’t get?

The food is just FANTASTIC! Every little restaurant serves up a gastronomic delight at the smallest price. Maybe this is the French influence? Charming French architecture is everywhere. However, it needs a little TLC.

Street kids abound. The best advice says not to give anything to these little guys. Apparently, if you do, it encourages them to stay on the streets when there is an organization that will care for them. That in itself raises the question “why would they choose the streets over the institutes”? These little tykes wandered into the sidewalk restaurant where I was dining (swallowing a beer maybe?). I gave them a pizza.

how can you resist these faces?
how can you resist these faces?

On a tuk tuk ride through town one morning, the police had stopped traffic at this intersection, while a procession of vehicles sped past. I have it on fairly reliable authority that this is the king of Cambodia on his way back to his palace, a few blocks from here.

the king of Cambodia waving to me
the king of Cambodia waving to me

Yet another king, yes there really is a king of Cambodia. Here’s a couple of photos inside his compound.

inside the king's compound, monks in foreground

inside the king’s compound, monks in foreground
the king's compound, damn tourists everywhere
the king’s compound, damn tourists everywhere

Pol Pot’s regime ended in 1979 when the Vietnamese toppled him from his putrid perch. I won’t dwell on this, just to mention that I spent an afternoon touring the “killing fields”, a site in Phnom Penh where the Khmer Rouge tortured ~ 17,000 Cambodians, executed them and disposed of their remains. Estimates range that up to 2.5 million Cambodians died during, and as a result of the Khmer Rouge regime. These skulls are on display as a reminder of the horrors humanity is capable of perpetuating on itself. 2-click, but be warned.

the 'killing fields"
the ‘killing fields”

It’s next to impossible to put the picture of theses skulls together with the apparently gentle people you meet in Phnom Penh today. I have a feeling though it’s the old “you can’t judge a book by its cover” thing.

Happy New Year to all!! I’m in Chiang Mai, Thailand now and will gradually catch up on the ‘rest of the story’ soon.

More to come from Cambodia and places east …

Sojourn in Southeast Asia